A long time ago, there was no such thing as school, and children spent their days learning a trade, a phrase which here means “standing around doing tedious tasks under the instruction of a bossy adult” In time however, people realised that the children could be allowed to sit, and the first school was invented.- Lemony Snicket

occupythetardis:

Writers as meals.

timelordsassemble:

What the deuce? Although Karen still looks stunning as ever.

doconceastar:

For the first time ever fans will actually get to see the spoilers that are inside River’s diary. Find out what she was thinking during key moments of the show. And we’ve hidden some hints about some of the directions we’re gonna be taking and some of the future plans we have.

- Simon Harris Exec. Producer, BBC Worldwide

realreeceshears:

Edward Mordrake was a 19th century Englishman who was born with an extra face on the back of his head and neck. This face could not talk or eat, but it would reportedly cry and laugh.

Mordrake begged doctors to remove the face, which he called a “demon head,” because he said that it whispered things to him at night in a Satanic language. Doctors refused because of the risk to Mordrake’s life.

Mordrake committed suicide at the somewhat disputed age of 23.

sauntering vaguely downwards: Doctor Wocky

dolphinss:

‘Twas brilliant, and the Time Lord Victorious,

Did gyre and gimble through time and space:

All mimsy was his TARDIS-ship,

And the aliens outgrabe.

~

“Beware the Weeping Angels, my son!

The arms that reach, the claws that catch!

Beware the Daleks, and shun

The frumious Cybermen!”

~

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